{"id":381,"date":"2020-05-22T01:04:52","date_gmt":"2020-05-22T01:04:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/?p=381"},"modified":"2020-06-06T14:55:04","modified_gmt":"2020-06-06T14:55:04","slug":"art-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/2020\/05\/22\/art-fails\/","title":{"rendered":"Art Fails"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I draw like a kindergartener<\/p>\n\n\n\n

                hopped up\non birthday cake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don\u2019t write music<\/p>\n\n\n\n

                and can\ncarry a tune to its grave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I can\u2019t paint or sculpt,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 nor create anything beautiful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Except with my words<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My lovely, loved words.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cwrite me a poem,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

                use your\npretty, pretty words.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seduce me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And like Cyrano I did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I crafted masterpieces<\/p>\n\n\n\n

for you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Inspired by you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

desired by you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I painted pictures <\/p>\n\n\n\n

                and\nsung songs<\/p>\n\n\n\n

with words.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My pretty, pretty words<\/p>\n\n\n\n

that worked to catch<\/p>\n\n\n\n

                your\nattention<\/p>\n\n\n\n

                and\nyour heart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Until they didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I draw like a kindergartener                 hopped up on birthday cake. I don\u2019t write music                 and can carry a tune to its grave. I can\u2019t paint or sculpt, \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 nor create anything beautiful. Except with my words My lovely, loved words. \u201cwrite me a poem,                 use your pretty, pretty words. Seduce me.\u201d And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":383,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/artfail.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":384,"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions\/384"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romancetwentyfourseven.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}